Right now, everything and everyone is simply a distraction from you.
Every drama, every story, every man and boy, they are just something I choose to occupy my thoughts for a moment. You see, you have gloriously managed to came and claimed your throne in the kingdom that is my mind, and this, I can not let.
I wish things were simpler, but alas, they're not. I wish this world is black and white, but alas, it is not.
So right now, while you're still reigning, I need to build an army of others, to drive you away, and de-throned you. Because there's only so much gin I can consume.